Senior But Not Senile

This was received from a Catholic who thinks
We all need to laugh at ourselves once in a while.



An Irish daughter had not been home
For over 5 years. Upon her return,
Her Father cursed her heavily.


'Where have ye been all this time, child?
Why did ye not write to us,
Not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not
Understand what ye put yer old mother thru?'

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff
....Dad....I became a prostitute...'

'Ye what!!? Out of here, yeshameless harlot! Sinner!
You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'

'OK, Dad--as ye wish.
I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat,
Title deed to a 10-bedroom mansion, plus a $5 million
Savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex.
And for ye, Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes
Limited-edition convertible that's parked outside,
Plus a membership to the country club....
(takes a breath)... And an invitation for ye all to spend
New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera.'

'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.

Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....
A prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'

'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl!
I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and
Give yer old dad a hug.